| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Angus Aberdeen | 10 | +0.50 (5.00%) |  |
| D | Rolland Sausage | 12 | +1.10 (9.17%) | |
| D | Buck Fast | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| D | Rab Ha | 10 | +1.50 (15.00%) | |
| D | Usain McBolt | 9 | +0.50 (5.56%) | |
| M | Ho Lee Rude | 10 | -0.50 (-5.00%) | |
| M | Murdo Renton | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Paul Ingles | 7 | -2.40 (-34.29%) | |
| S | Ally McCoist | 10 | +0.40 (4.00%) | |
| 9.67 | +2.10 (2.41%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.10 (-11.00%) | 10 | Raymond Fulton | K | |
|
+1.20 (10.91%) | 11 | Oswald Remington | D |
| -3.80 (-34.55%) | 11 | Ruper Smithers | D | |
| +1.30 (14.44%) | 9 | Reginald Albiston | D | |
| +0.80 (11.43%) | 7 | Alfred Mannington | D | |
 |
+0.20 (1.54%) | 13 | Hugh Tillingworth | M |
| -0.90 (-7.50%) | 12 | Jonty Rhodes | M | |
| -0.80 (-8.00%) | 10 | Giles Jones-Dante | S | |
|
+2.50 (27.78%) | 9 | Rupert Tonkington-Wright | S |
| +0.20 (2.22%) | 9 | Winston Churchill | S | |
| -0.40 (-0.40%) | 10.10 |