| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Angus Aberdeen | 10 | -1.50 (-15.00%) | |
| D | Rolland Sausage | 12 | +1.20 (10.00%) | |
| D | Buck Fast | 11 | +0.80 (7.27%) | |
| D | Rab Ha | 10 | +0.80 (8.00%) | |
| D | Usain McBolt | 9 | +1.70 (18.89%) | |
| D | Soltan Sauce | 9 | +1.50 (16.67%) | |
| M | Ray Needay | 11 | +1.70 (15.45%) | |
| M | Ho Lee Rude | 10 | -0.30 (-3.00%) | |
| M | Murdo Renton | 8 | +1.10 (13.75%) | |
| M | Calin Neacsu | 6 | -0.50 (-8.33%) | |
| S | Ally McCoist | 10 | +0.40 (4.00%) | |
| 9.64 | +6.90 (6.51%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.90 (19.33%) | 15 | Gianluigi Buffon | K | |
| +3.30 (27.50%) | 12 | David Luiz | D | |
| +4.20 (38.18%) | 11 | Philip Mexes | D | |
| +1.60 (16.00%) | 10 | Ricardo Carvalho | D | |
| +0.10 (0.77%) | 13 | Lucho González | M | |
 |
+2.50 (20.83%) | 12 | Michael Essien | M |
| +1.80 (15.00%) | 12 | Steven Gerard | M | |
| +1.10 (10.00%) | 11 | Andres Iniesta | M | |
 |
+1.70 (17.00%) | 10 | João Moutinho | M |
| +1.20 (10.00%) | 12 | Mário Jardel | S | |
|
+3.70 (37.00%) | 10 | Francesco Totti | S |
| +24.10 (18.83%) | 11.64 |