| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | William Shakespeare | 12 | +4.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Lord Nelson | 14 | +5.00 (35.71%) | |
| D | Irving Brunette | 14 | +5.00 (35.71%) | |
| D | Scot Basher | 14 | +4.00 (28.57%) | |
| M | Edward Longshanks | 13 | +2.00 (15.38%) | |
| M | John Cleese | 12 | +4.00 (33.33%) |  |
| M | Craig Monkhouse | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Tom Huddlestone | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| M | Callum Mulholland | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) |  |
| S | Kevin Keegan | 14 | -1.00 (-7.14%) | |
| S | Gary Lineker | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) | |
| R | Lambert Cowling | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 11.58 | +35.00 (25.18%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Van der Fask | K | |
| +4.00 (33.33%) | 12 | The Veteran | D | |
| +3.00 (25.00%) | 12 | Dougal Arthur | D | |
| +5.00 (45.45%) | 11 | Andy Gilbride | D | |
| +3.00 (33.33%) | 9 | Hélder Távora | D | |
| +3.00 (23.08%) | 13 | Constant Pintileasa | M | |
| +4.00 (33.33%) | 12 | Gica Gorgan | M | |
| +4.00 (36.36%) | 11 | Martim Figueiredo | M | |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Cristiano Reid | M | |
| +3.00 (33.33%) | 9 | Stuart Stride | M | |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Hirdy Bear | S | |
| -2.00 (-16.67%) | 12 | Ovídio Madruga | R | |
| +27.00 (20.00%) | 11.25 |