| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Angus Aberdeen | 10 | +0.50 (5.00%) | |
| D | Rolland Sausage | 12 | +1.40 (11.67%) | |
| D | Buck Fast | 11 | +0.80 (7.27%) |  |
| D | Rab Ha | 10 | +1.90 (19.00%) | |
| D | Usain McBolt | 9 | +0.90 (10.00%) | |
| M | Ray Needay | 11 | -3.50 (-31.82%) | |
| M | Ho Lee Rude | 10 | +2.10 (21.00%) | |
| M | Murdo Renton | 8 | +0.10 (1.25%) | |
| S | Ally McCoist | 10 | -0.10 (-1.00%) | |
| R | Soltan Sauce | 9 | -2.40 (-26.67%) | |
| R | Calin Neacsu | 6 | -0.60 (-10.00%) | |
| 9.64 | +1.10 (1.04%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.20 (-15.00%) | 8 | Mark Paston | K | |
| +1.30 (14.44%) | 9 | Jarred Fortune | D | |
| +1.20 (13.33%) | 9 | Ryan Nelson | D | |
| +1.10 (13.75%) | 8 | Thiago Silva | D | |
| -0.60 (-7.50%) | 8 | Wilbur Westcroft | D | |
| -1.60 (-14.55%) | 11 | Andrey Arshavin | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Tono Nedela | M | |
| -1.40 (-20.00%) | 7 | Patrick Vieira | M | |
| -2.40 (-48.00%) | 5 | Bartolomeu Lemes | M | |
| +0.40 (5.00%) | 8 | Niels Petúr Brems | S | |
| -3.20 (-3.95%) | 8.10 |