| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | William Shakespeare | 10 | -0.50 (-5.00%) | |
| D | Lord Nelson | 12 | +0.10 (0.83%) | |
| D | Irving Brunette | 12 | -0.60 (-5.00%) | |
| D | Richard Branson | 11 | -0.80 (-7.27%) | |
| M | John Cleese | 10 | -0.40 (-4.00%) | |
| M | Ben Elton | 9 | +0.50 (5.56%) | |
| M | Craig Monkhouse | 9 | -0.40 (-4.44%) |  |
| M | Tom Huddlestone | 7 | -1.90 (-27.14%) | |
| S | Kevin Keegan | 12 | +0.60 (5.00%) | |
| S | Alan Shearer | 10 | +2.10 (21.00%) |  |
| S | Jeff Beck | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| R | Scot Basher | 11 | -2.50 (-22.73%) | |
| 10.00 | -2.80 (-2.33%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.80 (7.27%) | 11 | Van der Fask | K | |
| +3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Andy Gilbride | D | |
| +0.50 (5.00%) | 10 | Dougal Arthur | D | |
| +0.60 (6.67%) | 9 | Richie Bairdie | D | |
| -0.10 (-1.25%) | 8 | The Veteran | D | |
|
+0.90 (7.50%) | 12 | Rob Henry | M |
|
+0.50 (4.17%) | 12 | Constant Pintileasa | M |
| -1.90 (-15.83%) | 12 | Steven Mackie | M | |
| +0.10 (0.91%) | 11 | Gica Gorgan | M | |
|
+1.40 (15.56%) | 9 | Martim Figueiredo | M |
| -0.10 (-1.25%) | 8 | Hirdy Bear | S | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Stuart Stride | R | |
| +4.70 (4.02%) | 9.75 |