| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | William Shakespeare | 10 | +0.70 (7.00%) | |
| D | Irving Brunette | 12 | +0.40 (3.33%) | |
| D | Lord Nelson | 12 | +0.30 (2.50%) | |
| D | Richard Branson | 11 | +1.20 (10.91%) |  |
| D | Syd Barrett | 8 | -0.60 (-7.50%) | |
| D | Marc Bolan | 7 | +0.70 (10.00%) | |
| M | Edward Longshanks | 11 | +0.50 (4.55%) | |
| M | John Cleese | 10 | +1.40 (14.00%) |  |
| S | Kevin Keegan | 12 | -0.60 (-5.00%) | |
| S | Gary Lineker | 10 | -0.50 (-5.00%) | |
| S | Jeff Beck | 7 | +0.20 (2.86%) | |
| 10.00 | +3.70 (3.36%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.90 (-12.86%) | 7 | Charles Wigworthy | K | |
| +1.30 (14.44%) | 9 | Reginald Albiston | D | |
| +0.30 (4.29%) | 7 | Alfred Mannington | D | |
| -0.60 (-6.00%) | 10 | Ronald Smith | M | |
| -1.60 (-16.00%) | 10 | Heseltine Trappington | M | |
| -1.40 (-28.00%) | 5 | Jarred Sears-Pilkington | M | |
| +1.30 (13.00%) | 10 | Giles Jones-Dante | S | |
|
+1.40 (15.56%) | 9 | Rupert Tonkington-Wright | S |
| +1.10 (12.22%) | 9 | Winston Churchill | S | |
| +0.90 (1.18%) | 8.44 |