| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Abelardo Beja | 4 | +1.10 (27.50%) | |
| D | Rolland Sausage | 12 | +1.90 (15.83%) | |
| D | Rab Ha | 10 | +0.80 (8.00%) |  |
| D | Usain McBolt | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| D | Soltan Sauce | 9 | +1.90 (21.11%) |  |
| M | Ray Needay | 11 | +1.90 (17.27%) | |
| M | Ho Lee Rude | 10 | -0.40 (-4.00%) | |
| M | Murdo Renton | 8 | +0.40 (5.00%) | |
| M | Calin Neacsu | 6 | -1.80 (-30.00%) | |
| S | Ally McCoist | 10 | -0.90 (-9.00%) | |
| S | Montes Bucchioni | 4 | +0.50 (12.50%) | |
| 8.45 | +7.40 (7.96%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.20 (-36.67%) | 6 | Harry Hibbs | K | |
| -2.90 (-41.43%) | 7 | Jeff Hall | D | |
| -2.70 (-45.00%) | 6 | Frank Womack | D | |
| -2.90 (-48.33%) | 6 | Dave Langan | D | |
| -2.40 (-48.00%) | 5 | Trevor Smith | D | |
| -2.50 (-50.00%) | 5 | Garry Pendrey | D | |
| -2.80 (-40.00%) | 7 | Malcolm Page | M | |
| -3.10 (-51.67%) | 6 | George Liddell | M | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Christophe Dugarry | M | |
| -2.70 (-38.57%) | 7 | Joe Bradford | S | |
| -2.30 (-38.33%) | 6 | Mickey Branston | S | |
| -28.50 (-43.18%) | 6.00 |