| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Angus Aberdeen | 11 | +0.90 (8.18%) | |
| D | Rolland Sausage | 12 | +0.80 (6.67%) | |
| D | Soltan Sauce | 10 | +1.10 (11.00%) | |
| D | Usain McBolt | 10 | -0.40 (-4.00%) | |
| D | Rab Ha | 10 | -0.70 (-7.00%) | |
| M | Ray Needay | 12 | -2.80 (-23.33%) | |
| M | Murdo Renton | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| M | Paul Ingles | 8 | -0.90 (-11.25%) |  |
| M | Calin Neacsu | 7 | -2.90 (-41.43%) | |
| S | Ally McCoist | 11 | -3.10 (-28.18%) |  |
| S | Taylor Shiver | 6 | -2.30 (-38.33%) | |
| 9.64 | -11.30 (-10.66%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-8.33%) | 12 | Victor McValdes | K | |
| -1.30 (-10.83%) | 12 | Gerry Macpique | D | |
| -2.70 (-22.50%) | 12 | Johnnie Macdavila | D | |
| -1.20 (-10.91%) | 11 | Angus Puyol | D | |
| -1.50 (-13.64%) | 11 | Wee Davey Silva | M | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Cesc Macfabregas | M | |
| -3.50 (-35.00%) | 10 | Xavi Henderson | M | |
| -3.00 (-33.33%) | 9 | Shawn Dideah | M | |
| -4.60 (-57.50%) | 8 | Toby Lyons | M | |
| -3.40 (-30.91%) | 11 | Freddy Torrance | S | |
| -3.10 (-31.00%) | 10 | Davey Villa | S | |
| -26.30 (-22.67%) | 10.55 |