| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Roy Gillespie | 5 | +1.10 (22.00%) | |
| D | Scot Basher | 12 | +3.30 (27.50%) | |
| D | Richard Branson | 11 | +2.20 (20.00%) | |
| D | William Shakespeare | 11 | -8.00 (-72.73%) | |
| D | Syd Barrett | 8 | +3.50 (43.75%) | |
| D | Marc Bolan | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| M | Edward Longshanks | 11 | -1.20 (-10.91%) | |
| M | John Cleese | 10 | +1.80 (18.00%) | |
| M | Craig Monkhouse | 10 | +1.80 (18.00%) | |
| S | Kevin Keegan | 12 | +2.10 (17.50%) | |
| S | Gary Lineker | 10 | +2.30 (23.00%) | |
| 9.82 | +11.90 (11.02%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +3.60 (30.00%) | 12 | Van der Fask | K | |
| +5.40 (54.00%) | 10 | Andy Gilbride | D | |
| +4.40 (44.00%) | 10 | Dougal Arthur | D | |
| +3.20 (32.00%) | 10 | Richie Bairdie | D | |
| +4.40 (48.89%) | 9 | The Veteran | D | |
| +1.20 (9.23%) | 13 | Steven Mackie | M | |
 |
+2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Rob Henry | M |
| -2.70 (-22.50%) | 12 | Constant Pintileasa | M | |
 |
+1.60 (14.55%) | 11 | Gica Gorgan | M |
| +1.60 (16.00%) | 10 | Martim Figueiredo | M | |
| +2.20 (24.44%) | 9 | Norberto Jordão | S | |
| +0.90 (10.00%) | 9 | Hirdy Bear | R | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Stuart Stride | R | |
| +28.80 (21.65%) | 10.23 |