| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Roy Gillespie | 6 | +2.40 (40.00%) | |
| D | Lord Nelson | 13 | +5.40 (41.54%) | |
| D | Irving Brunette | 13 | +4.80 (36.92%) | |
| D | Scot Basher | 12 | +3.40 (28.33%) | |
| D | Richard Branson | 11 | +3.40 (30.91%) | |
| D | Syd Barrett | 9 | +2.70 (30.00%) |  |
| M | Edward Longshanks | 12 | -1.60 (-13.33%) | |
| M | John Cleese | 11 | +2.20 (20.00%) |  |
| M | Craig Monkhouse | 10 | +1.80 (18.00%) | |
| S | Kevin Keegan | 13 | +4.20 (32.31%) | |
| S | Gary Lineker | 11 | +3.30 (30.00%) | |
| R | Callum Mulholland | 5 | +0.40 (8.00%) | |
| 10.50 | +32.40 (25.71%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +0.40 (5.71%) | 7 | David Seaman | K | |
| -3.40 (-28.33%) | 12 | Uga Okpara | D | |
| +1.10 (12.22%) | 9 | Thiago Silva | D | |
| +0.30 (4.29%) | 7 | Maicon Douglas | D | |
| +0.70 (11.67%) | 6 | Tony Adams | D | |
| -4.20 (-35.00%) | 12 | Andrey Arshavin | M | |
| -1.40 (-15.56%) | 9 | Patrick Vieira | M | |
| +0.60 (8.57%) | 7 | Bartolomeu Lemes | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Aaron Ramsey | M | |
| -0.40 (-13.33%) | 3 | Javier Pastore | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Miroslav Klose | S | |
| -7.30 (-8.59%) | 7.73 |