| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | William Shakespeare | 12 | -1.30 (-10.83%) | |
| D | Lord Nelson | 14 | +5.10 (36.43%) | |
| D | Irving Brunette | 14 | +3.50 (25.00%) | |
| D | Scot Basher | 13 | +4.60 (35.38%) | |
| M | Edward Longshanks | 13 | +4.00 (30.77%) | |
| M | John Cleese | 11 | +3.90 (35.45%) |  |
| M | Craig Monkhouse | 11 | +3.30 (30.00%) | |
| M | Tom Huddlestone | 10 | +4.40 (44.00%) | |
| S | Kevin Keegan | 14 | -0.20 (-1.43%) | |
| S | Gary Lineker | 12 | +2.70 (22.50%) |  |
| S | Jeff Beck | 10 | +2.10 (21.00%) | |
| 12.18 | +32.10 (23.96%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -0.10 (-1.25%) | 8 | Abelardo Beja | K | |
| +3.50 (26.92%) | 13 | Rolland Sausage | D | |
| +3.40 (28.33%) | 12 | Usain McBolt | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Soltan Sauce | D | |
| +2.30 (32.86%) | 7 | Georgi Kalitin | D | |
|
+1.30 (10.00%) | 13 | Ray Needay | M |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Murdo Renton | M | |
| +0.60 (6.67%) | 9 | Paul Ingles | M | |
|
+2.50 (41.67%) | 6 | Dunstan Grech | M |
|
+0.20 (1.67%) | 12 | Ally McCoist | S |
|
+3.40 (48.57%) | 7 | Taylor Shiver | S |
| +0.60 (5.00%) | 12 | Angus Aberdeen | R | |
| +18.70 (15.45%) | 10.08 |