| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Roy Gillespie | 8 | +5.00 (62.50%) | |
| D | Lord Nelson | 15 | +5.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Irving Brunette | 15 | +5.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Scot Basher | 14 | +5.00 (35.71%) | |
| M | Edward Longshanks | 14 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Craig Monkhouse | 12 | +6.00 (50.00%) |  |
| M | John Cleese | 12 | +5.00 (41.67%) | |
| M | Tom Huddlestone | 12 | +5.00 (41.67%) | |
| M | Callum Mulholland | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| S | Kevin Keegan | 14 | +5.00 (35.71%) | |
| S | Jeff Beck | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| R | Gary Lineker | 12 | +5.00 (41.67%) | |
| 12.25 | +50.00 (34.01%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Angus Aberdeen | K | |
| +5.00 (35.71%) | 14 | Rolland Sausage | D | |
| +5.00 (35.71%) | 14 | Usain McBolt | D | |
| +3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Georgi Kalitin | D | |
| +2.00 (40.00%) | 5 | Adão Eusébio | D | |
| -3.00 (-21.43%) | 14 | Ray Needay | M | |
| +2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Paul Ingles | M | |
| +3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Calin Neacsu | M | |
| +3.00 (33.33%) | 9 | Jordan Coppell | M | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Dunstan Grech | M | |
| +3.00 (23.08%) | 13 | Ally McCoist | S | |
| +26.00 (21.49%) | 11.00 |