| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | William Shakespeare | 10 | +0.90 (9.00%) | |
| D | Lord Nelson | 12 | +1.60 (13.33%) | |
| D | Irving Brunette | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| D | Richard Branson | 11 | +1.40 (12.73%) | |
| D | Marc Bolan | 7 | +1.80 (25.71%) | |
| M | Edward Longshanks | 11 | -1.40 (-12.73%) | |
| M | John Cleese | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Craig Monkhouse | 9 | +1.30 (14.44%) | |
| M | Ben Elton | 9 | +0.40 (4.44%) | |
| S | Alan Shearer | 10 | -1.10 (-11.00%) |  |
| S | Jeff Beck | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| 9.82 | +8.90 (8.24%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.50 (10.71%) | 14 | Nathan Coles | K | |
| -0.50 (-3.85%) | 13 | Vince McDonald | D | |
| +0.20 (2.50%) | 8 | Yitzhak Lossia | D | |
| -0.70 (-11.67%) | 6 | Kasper Munch-Ellingsen | D | |
| -0.50 (-3.85%) | 13 | Rory Seabury | M | |
| -1.10 (-8.46%) | 13 | Jaime Jordão | M | |
| -0.90 (-11.25%) | 8 | Cliff Larkin | M | |
| +0.40 (5.71%) | 7 | Ximun Alkuaz | M | |
| -0.50 (-3.85%) | 13 | Big Punisher | S | |
| -0.20 (-2.50%) | 8 | Victor Alvaro | S | |
| -2.30 (-2.23%) | 10.30 |