| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | William Shakespeare | 11 | +0.10 (0.91%) | |
| D | Lord Nelson | 13 | +0.40 (3.08%) | |
| D | Irving Brunette | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| D | Richard Branson | 11 | +1.40 (12.73%) | |
| D | Marc Bolan | 8 | -0.50 (-6.25%) | |
| M | Edward Longshanks | 11 | +1.70 (15.45%) |   |
| M | John Cleese | 10 | +2.20 (22.00%) | |
| M | Ben Elton | 9 | -0.50 (-5.56%) | |
| S | Kevin Keegan | 12 | -0.20 (-1.67%) | |
| S | Alan Shearer | 10 | +1.30 (13.00%) | |
| S | Gary Lineker | 10 | +0.50 (5.00%) | |
| 10.64 | +7.40 (6.32%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -3.90 (-78.00%) | 5 | Danny Trott | K | |
| -6.50 (-50.00%) | 13 | Arjen de Lange | D | |
| -4.00 (-44.44%) | 9 | Daniel Liemer | D | |
| -3.90 (-48.75%) | 8 | Teo Oliva | D | |
| -3.40 (-48.57%) | 7 | Martin Bolland | D | |
| -4.90 (-37.69%) | 13 | Darryl Lancaster | M | |
| -3.20 (-40.00%) | 8 | Dorin Dumitra | M | |
| -0.90 (-15.00%) | 6 | Floriano Preto | M | |
| -3.80 (-76.00%) | 5 | Lúcio Proença | M | |
| -4.20 (-35.00%) | 12 | Spencer Stokoe | S | |
| -2.80 (-46.67%) | 6 | Marius Hangiu | S | |
| -41.50 (-45.11%) | 8.36 |