| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Roy Gillespie | 5 | -0.50 (-10.00%) | |
| D | Lord Nelson | 13 | +2.80 (21.54%) | |
| D | Scot Basher | 12 | +2.60 (21.67%) | |
| D | Richard Branson | 11 | +1.10 (10.00%) | |
| D | Syd Barrett | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| D | Marc Bolan | 8 | +2.40 (30.00%) |  |
| M | John Cleese | 10 | +2.10 (21.00%) | |
| M | Craig Monkhouse | 10 | +1.60 (16.00%) |  |
| M | Ben Elton | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Tom Huddlestone | 8 | +2.50 (31.25%) | |
| S | Gary Lineker | 10 | +3.10 (31.00%) | |
| 9.45 | +21.70 (20.87%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.20 (-14.67%) | 15 | Nathan Coles | K | |
| -1.70 (-17.00%) | 10 | Yitzhak Lossia | D | |
| -0.90 (-12.86%) | 7 | Acácio Queiroga | D | |
|
+0.70 (14.00%) | 5 | Jesse Simons | D |
| -0.80 (-26.67%) | 3 | Belmiro Faísca | D | |
|
+0.50 (3.85%) | 13 | Rory Seabury | M |
| -0.80 (-6.15%) | 13 | Jaime Jordão | M | |
| +0.40 (5.00%) | 8 | Cliff Larkin | M | |
| +0.60 (20.00%) | 3 | Matthias Carlisle | M | |
| +1.40 (10.77%) | 13 | Big Punisher | S | |
| +0.50 (8.33%) | 6 | Adriano Rullo | S | |
| -2.30 (-2.40%) | 8.73 |